1. Computer rarely have problem, people have problems
2. Please log off and log back in
3. Restart your computer...
4. No I'm not treating you like an idiot or fooling around. I actually did something before I ask you to repeat step 2-3. It's just that I don't have time to explain to you.
5. There isn't a gnome/elf/fairy inside that computer. so if you never save the document/file, please don't expect it will automatically recover if you deleted it or cancel without saving it.
6. I am not interested in what you have for breakfast. I don't care if you have a husky or some other type of dog. I don't even want to know the story of how you spill your coffee and your dog chew on your RSA token. I just want to know how badly it was damaged, seriously.
7. Good morning Help Desk, how may I assisst you today? (Oh Boy, what did this nut job do to ruin the system AGAIN?)
8. We're aware of the issue and are currently working on it. The fact that you keep calling every 10 minute stop us from working on it.
9. I won't fix your personal computer or laptop at home, nor am I interested about how wirless network at your place doesn't work. And stop pretend it actually happened here at work place. We don't even have wireless network here.
10. We see everything, we know everything, we just don't understand how come you're that stupid.
2. Please log off and log back in
3. Restart your computer...
4. No I'm not treating you like an idiot or fooling around. I actually did something before I ask you to repeat step 2-3. It's just that I don't have time to explain to you.
5. There isn't a gnome/elf/fairy inside that computer. so if you never save the document/file, please don't expect it will automatically recover if you deleted it or cancel without saving it.
6. I am not interested in what you have for breakfast. I don't care if you have a husky or some other type of dog. I don't even want to know the story of how you spill your coffee and your dog chew on your RSA token. I just want to know how badly it was damaged, seriously.
7. Good morning Help Desk, how may I assisst you today? (Oh Boy, what did this nut job do to ruin the system AGAIN?)
8. We're aware of the issue and are currently working on it. The fact that you keep calling every 10 minute stop us from working on it.
9. I won't fix your personal computer or laptop at home, nor am I interested about how wirless network at your place doesn't work. And stop pretend it actually happened here at work place. We don't even have wireless network here.
10. We see everything, we know everything, we just don't understand how come you're that stupid.
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